What do you give the man who has everything? Somewhere to put it!
Once you have succumbed to the need for maximum gadgetude, you need some slimming way to carry your kit. Enter the SCOTTEVEST. Seriously, this is the ideal travel vest. It is, in essence, another piece of carry-on luggage, but wearable. It also looks sharp.
I mention all this not because I am driven to do unsolicited endorsements for products I own, but because I think this video is pretty funny.